This is why you don't want to be the guy that falls for the double-dog dare nonsense. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMmA_FFmJHA
These fish are packing AK-47s. It's an arms race, and who does arms races better than the Russians? This seemed like a good idea. Until it didn't. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Vw7T2yhFek
Let's launch our tribute to the dumbest geniuses in the world with this guy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykQ2Iy1sUno Best use of this guy's head.