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International Smoking Jacket is the new home for the undistinguished man.  The regular Joe.  The ordinary schmuck.  The stupid jerk.  You.

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Evolution Has Inevitably Produced Utilikilt™️ Man

By Craig Packard As the eons have passed, and whatever manner of slimy lizard-like creature that crawled out of the primordial sea and, through myriad small, seemingly imperceptible changes that we are predisposed to see as “progress,” eventually gave rise to Homo sapiens sapiens—that is, us—evolution has finally reached its pinnacle: Utilikilt™️ Man. Behold the... Continue Reading →

Did You Say ELECTRIC Harley?

By Craig Packard Here at ISJ we like motors.  And things that go fast.  And noise.  And women who smell nice.  But I digress. Harley-Davidson has announced they will be offering their Livewire Electric Motorcycle in 2019. This is the company famous for its brawny bikes and the notorious "loud pipes."  And while we love... Continue Reading →

Dude, What’s Your Love Language?

By Geoffrey P. Baron It's bad enough you had to know your Meyers-Briggs type just to make a profile on a dating app, and have an Insta that is carefully curated to show how exciting and hip your life is/should be, but now people are listing their Love Languages on there? Da fuck is that?... Continue Reading →

How to Bourbon

By Scott Packard Let's talk about whiskey.  That's whiskey with an "e," because we're gonna work up to whisky, commonly referred to as "Scotch," pal.  You're not quite ready for that--Islay versus Speyside, blended versus single malt, peaty smoke versus smooth toasted cereal.  We'll get to that soon enough.  No, best to start with something... Continue Reading →

Ask This Asian Chick: Sex Toys

Hey Asian Chick, My girlfriend wants to use sex toys. What's the deal? I thought she was satisfied with me. Should I be worried? Thanks, Glen Dear Glen, First off, how lucky are you to have a sexual partner who tells you what she wants instead of just expecting you to know? Sex toys are... Continue Reading →

Mansplainer: Should a Man Simplify?

The idealized man lives his life with little or no significant possessions, relying only on his two hands, his wits, life itself, and only a few small things humans have devolved into needing to simply stay alive.  Every man feels a deep-seated need—whether or not he follows it—to flee into the wilderness with only a... Continue Reading →

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