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Dear Asian Chick, How do I hit on a chick at the gym? They always have their earbuds in and don't hear me when I talk to them. Thanks, Shawn, Who Enjoys Amateur Tantric Yoga Dear SWEATY, This is a common conundrum for men. How can they use the gym as their personal singles joint... Continue Reading →
Dear Asian Chick, What makes a girl cum really hard? Thanks, Lonely In Marietta, PA Dear LIMP, I'm glad you asked- it's a common question. Luckily, there is a fool proof way to make every woman "cum" hard, every time. I've detailed it step by step in this Powerpoint. Please be advised, it is... Continue Reading →
Hey Asian Chick, My girlfriend has this best friend who is a gay dude. Whatever, I'm cool with that, I guess. Every time she hangs out with him, I swear she comes home and nags me about something. I thought he liked me--he's always buying me drinks and calling me "hunky", so I figured we... Continue Reading →
Hey Asian Chick, My girlfriend wants to use sex toys. What's the deal? I thought she was satisfied with me. Should I be worried? Thanks, Glen Dear Glen, First off, how lucky are you to have a sexual partner who tells you what she wants instead of just expecting you to know? Sex toys are... Continue Reading →
This Asian Chick receives many questions about online dating: what to say, what not to say, how many photos shirtless in a public bathroom mirror selfies to include, (the answer is four, minimum, to let her know your relationship with her will not be complicated by your many, many friends), etc. So, I thought I... Continue Reading →
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