Dear Asian Chick,
What makes a girl cum really hard?
Lonely In Marietta, PA
I’m glad you asked- it’s a common question. Luckily, there is a fool proof way to make every woman “cum” hard, every time. I’ve detailed it step by step in this Powerpoint. Please be advised, it is very tricky, and if you do it wrong, you will permanently break your dick. The best course of action is to practice this method on your roommate’s pillow for 2-3 months before you try it on an actual woman. Best of luck and have fun! (and be careful.)
This Asian Chick