Dude, What’s Your Love Language?

By Geoffrey P. Baron It's bad enough you had to know your Meyers-Briggs type just to make a profile on a dating app, and have an Insta that is carefully curated to show how exciting and hip your life is/should be, but now people are listing their Love Languages on there? Da fuck is that?... Continue Reading →

How to Bourbon

By Scott Packard Let's talk about whiskey.  That's whiskey with an "e," because we're gonna work up to whisky, commonly referred to as "Scotch," pal.  You're not quite ready for that--Islay versus Speyside, blended versus single malt, peaty smoke versus smooth toasted cereal.  We'll get to that soon enough.  No, best to start with something... Continue Reading →

Ask This Asian Chick: Sex Toys

Hey Asian Chick, My girlfriend wants to use sex toys. What's the deal? I thought she was satisfied with me. Should I be worried? Thanks, Glen Dear Glen, First off, how lucky are you to have a sexual partner who tells you what she wants instead of just expecting you to know? Sex toys are... Continue Reading →

Mansplainer: Should a Man Simplify?

The idealized man lives his life with little or no significant possessions, relying only on his two hands, his wits, life itself, and only a few small things humans have devolved into needing to simply stay alive.  Every man feels a deep-seated need—whether or not he follows it—to flee into the wilderness with only a... Continue Reading →

Jazz For F**king

By Craig Packard Jazz.  The original American art form.  Some would say the only truly American art form.  To which I would add the Western film, but that's a discussion for another time. For some of us, jazz is like math.  Inscrutable and dense and beyond our capabilities.  We know it matters, but we can't... Continue Reading →

Jerky and Trail Mix – Together at Last

By Craig Packard Yeah, you heard that right.  What do you need?  Nuts?  Check.  Dried fruit?  Check.  Beef?  Um, check?  Why, you may ask?  Because:  Man.  What the hell isn't made better by the addition of beef?  Think about that, and if you come up with any answer, punch yourself in the face. You don't... Continue Reading →

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