Show Us Your Manhood
So you want to shave your junk. First question: why? No, seriously. Why? Okay, let's set that aside for a moment, because you really seem to want to go through with this, although most of us spend our lives trying to keep sharp objects away from our precious jewels. But not you. No, sir. You... Continue Reading →
By Geoffrey P. Baron Hey, it’s tough out there to be a man these days. It used to be, you could slap your secretary/nurse/teacher/pastor’s wife on the ass and everyone knew it was just you saying “Hey, you’d be an acceptable option for a roll in the hay” without needing to waste words. With dating... Continue Reading →
Chances are, no. However, we first need to examine what makes a man sexy, according to the 300 women we polled between the ages of 24-40. (Because, after a woman is 40 she's just happy if a man has a job, so we hear.) A Frenchman just has that certain je ne sais quoi women love--or more... Continue Reading →
10. She insists on doing your laundry... and you live in different states. 9. Her first response, on hearing that you're dating someone new, is: "Oh, Christ!" 8. She already knows more about your new girlfriend than you do... before meeting her. 7. Mother won't let anyone dirty get through. 6. She still refers to... Continue Reading →
By Geoffrey P. Baron You've been dating for about a month now and it's going great. She laughs at your jokes and seems to really respect you and your many opinions. At some point, soon, you're going to need to reveal a little more about your past. Specifically, that your last five girlfriends were also... Continue Reading →
By Geoffrey P. Baron It's bad enough you had to know your Meyers-Briggs type just to make a profile on a dating app, and have an Insta that is carefully curated to show how exciting and hip your life is/should be, but now people are listing their Love Languages on there? Da fuck is that?... Continue Reading →
Summer is here again and it can really put us in a tough position of looking cool while actually being cool. Temperature-wise, that is. Women seem to have various summer fashion du jour looks they all get the memo about ahead of time so they are on-trend as soon as it reaches 72° and sunny.... Continue Reading →
By Geoffrey P. Baron Everyone seems to be talking about the bad guys lately, but what about us Nice Guys™? It's as if we don't get any credit at all for doing the bare minimum of not aggressively assaulting every woman we meet and treating women as if we consider them to be human beings! Maybe... Continue Reading →
by Geoffrey P. Baron It's almost the first big grilling day of the 2018, and whether you call it "barbecuing" or "grilling out" or "fire meat good", we've got you covered with the manliest recipe to reinforce your Alpha Male status amongst your peers. (Just kidding. We know you don't have "peers.") Elk Burgers Once... Continue Reading →
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