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Dear Asian Chick, How do I hit on a chick at the gym? They always have their earbuds in and don't hear me when I talk to them. Thanks, Shawn, Who Enjoys Amateur Tantric Yoga Dear SWEATY, This is a common conundrum for men. How can they use the gym as their personal singles joint... Continue Reading →
So you want to shave your junk. First question: why? No, seriously. Why? Okay, let's set that aside for a moment, because you really seem to want to go through with this, although most of us spend our lives trying to keep sharp objects away from our precious jewels. But not you. No, sir. You... Continue Reading →
By Geoffrey P. Baron Hey, it’s tough out there to be a man these days. It used to be, you could slap your secretary/nurse/teacher/pastor’s wife on the ass and everyone knew it was just you saying “Hey, you’d be an acceptable option for a roll in the hay” without needing to waste words. With dating... Continue Reading →
Dear Asian Chick, What makes a girl cum really hard? Thanks, Lonely In Marietta, PA Dear LIMP, I'm glad you asked- it's a common question. Luckily, there is a fool proof way to make every woman "cum" hard, every time. I've detailed it step by step in this Powerpoint. Please be advised, it is... Continue Reading →
Hey Asian Chick, My girlfriend has this best friend who is a gay dude. Whatever, I'm cool with that, I guess. Every time she hangs out with him, I swear she comes home and nags me about something. I thought he liked me--he's always buying me drinks and calling me "hunky", so I figured we... Continue Reading →
Chances are, no. However, we first need to examine what makes a man sexy, according to the 300 women we polled between the ages of 24-40. (Because, after a woman is 40 she's just happy if a man has a job, so we hear.) A Frenchman just has that certain je ne sais quoi women love--or more... Continue Reading →
10. She insists on doing your laundry... and you live in different states. 9. Her first response, on hearing that you're dating someone new, is: "Oh, Christ!" 8. She already knows more about your new girlfriend than you do... before meeting her. 7. Mother won't let anyone dirty get through. 6. She still refers to... Continue Reading →
By Geoffrey P. Baron You've been dating for about a month now and it's going great. She laughs at your jokes and seems to really respect you and your many opinions. At some point, soon, you're going to need to reveal a little more about your past. Specifically, that your last five girlfriends were also... Continue Reading →
by Geoffrey P. Baron Ever since Connor met Alisha they have been joined at the hip. It was okay at first- she's pretty cool, for a girl, and she's a good cook. But he started bringing her everywhere: to the game, to poker night (she brought that 7-layer dip thing!), on that week-long backpacking trip... Continue Reading →
By Geoffrey P. Baron It's bad enough you had to know your Meyers-Briggs type just to make a profile on a dating app, and have an Insta that is carefully curated to show how exciting and hip your life is/should be, but now people are listing their Love Languages on there? Da fuck is that?... Continue Reading →
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