Ask This Asian Chick

Dear Asian Chick, How do I hit on a chick at the gym? They always have their earbuds in and don't hear me when I talk to them. Thanks, Shawn, Who Enjoys Amateur Tantric Yoga Dear SWEATY, This is a common conundrum for men. How can they use the gym as their personal singles joint... Continue Reading →

So You Want to Shave Your Junk

So you want to shave your junk.  First question: why?  No, seriously.  Why? Okay, let's set that aside for a moment, because you really seem to want to go through with this, although most of us spend our lives trying to keep sharp objects away from our precious jewels. But not you. No, sir. You... Continue Reading →

Ask This Asian Chick

Dear Asian Chick, What makes a girl cum really hard? Thanks, Lonely In Marietta, PA   Dear LIMP, I'm glad you asked- it's a common question. Luckily, there is a fool proof way to make every woman "cum" hard, every time. I've detailed it step by step in this Powerpoint. Please be advised, it is... Continue Reading →

Ask this Asian Chick: Her GBF

Hey Asian Chick, My girlfriend has this best friend who is a gay dude. Whatever, I'm cool with that, I guess. Every time she hangs out with him, I swear she comes home and nags me about something. I thought he liked me--he's always buying me drinks and calling me "hunky", so I figured we... Continue Reading →

10 Signs You May Be Too Close to Your Mom

10. She insists on doing your laundry... and you live in different states. 9.  Her first response, on hearing that you're dating someone new, is:  "Oh, Christ!" 8.  She already knows more about your new girlfriend than you do... before meeting her. 7.  Mother won't let anyone dirty get through. 6.  She still refers to... Continue Reading →

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