Ask This Asian Chick

Dear Asian Chick, What makes a girl cum really hard? Thanks, Lonely In Marietta, PA   Dear LIMP, I'm glad you asked- it's a common question. Luckily, there is a fool proof way to make every woman "cum" hard, every time. I've detailed it step by step in this Powerpoint. Please be advised, it is... Continue Reading →

Ask this Asian Chick: Her GBF

Hey Asian Chick, My girlfriend has this best friend who is a gay dude. Whatever, I'm cool with that, I guess. Every time she hangs out with him, I swear she comes home and nags me about something. I thought he liked me--he's always buying me drinks and calling me "hunky", so I figured we... Continue Reading →

10 Signs You May Be Too Close to Your Mom

10. She insists on doing your laundry... and you live in different states. 9.  Her first response, on hearing that you're dating someone new, is:  "Oh, Christ!" 8.  She already knows more about your new girlfriend than you do... before meeting her. 7.  Mother won't let anyone dirty get through. 6.  She still refers to... Continue Reading →

Dude, What’s Your Love Language?

By Geoffrey P. Baron It's bad enough you had to know your Meyers-Briggs type just to make a profile on a dating app, and have an Insta that is carefully curated to show how exciting and hip your life is/should be, but now people are listing their Love Languages on there? Da fuck is that?... Continue Reading →

Ask This Asian Chick: Sex Toys

Hey Asian Chick, My girlfriend wants to use sex toys. What's the deal? I thought she was satisfied with me. Should I be worried? Thanks, Glen Dear Glen, First off, how lucky are you to have a sexual partner who tells you what she wants instead of just expecting you to know? Sex toys are... Continue Reading →

Ask This Asian Chick: Dating Apps

This Asian Chick receives many questions about online dating: what to say, what not to say, how many photos shirtless in a public bathroom mirror selfies to include, (the answer is four, minimum, to let her know your relationship with her will not be complicated by your many, many friends), etc. So, I thought I... Continue Reading →

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