10 Signs You May Be Too Close to Your Mom

10. She insists on doing your laundry... and you live in different states. 9.  Her first response, on hearing that you're dating someone new, is:  "Oh, Christ!" 8.  She already knows more about your new girlfriend than you do... before meeting her. 7.  Mother won't let anyone dirty get through. 6.  She still refers to... Continue Reading →

Evolution Has Inevitably Produced Utilikilt™️ Man

By Craig Packard As the eons have passed, and whatever manner of slimy lizard-like creature that crawled out of the primordial sea and, through myriad small, seemingly imperceptible changes that we are predisposed to see as “progress,” eventually gave rise to Homo sapiens sapiens—that is, us—evolution has finally reached its pinnacle: Utilikilt™️ Man. Behold the... Continue Reading →

Did You Say ELECTRIC Harley?

By Craig Packard Here at ISJ we like motors.  And things that go fast.  And noise.  And women who smell nice.  But I digress. Harley-Davidson has announced they will be offering their Livewire Electric Motorcycle in 2019. This is the company famous for its brawny bikes and the notorious "loud pipes."  And while we love... Continue Reading →

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