Chances are, no. However, we first need to examine what makes a man sexy, according to the 300 women we polled between the ages of 24-40. (Because, after a woman is 40 she's just happy if a man has a job, so we hear.) A Frenchman just has that certain je ne sais quoi women love--or more... Continue Reading →
The 1973-74 Ducati Super Sport and Me: a Bromance
by Craig Packard The 1973-74 Ducati 750 Super Sport is quite simply, the finest motorcycle ever produced. That's right, I said it. Fight me. Let me be clear, I don't own one of these, and although I might like to, one doesn't own a bike like this. At best, one is a rider, a caretaker, and foremost,... Continue Reading →
10 Signs You May Be Too Close to Your Mom
10. She insists on doing your laundry... and you live in different states. 9. Her first response, on hearing that you're dating someone new, is: "Oh, Christ!" 8. She already knows more about your new girlfriend than you do... before meeting her. 7. Mother won't let anyone dirty get through. 6. She still refers to... Continue Reading →
When to Tell Her Your Last Five Girlfriends Were Also Japanese
By Geoffrey P. Baron You've been dating for about a month now and it's going great. She laughs at your jokes and seems to really respect you and your many opinions. At some point, soon, you're going to need to reveal a little more about your past. Specifically, that your last five girlfriends were also... Continue Reading →
How to Tell Your Friend You Didn’t Invite His Girlfriend
by Geoffrey P. Baron Ever since Connor met Alisha they have been joined at the hip. It was okay at first- she's pretty cool, for a girl, and she's a good cook. But he started bringing her everywhere: to the game, to poker night (she brought that 7-layer dip thing!), on that week-long backpacking trip... Continue Reading →
Evolution Has Inevitably Produced Utilikilt™️ Man
By Craig Packard As the eons have passed, and whatever manner of slimy lizard-like creature that crawled out of the primordial sea and, through myriad small, seemingly imperceptible changes that we are predisposed to see as “progress,” eventually gave rise to Homo sapiens sapiens—that is, us—evolution has finally reached its pinnacle: Utilikilt™️ Man. Behold the... Continue Reading →
Did You Say ELECTRIC Harley?
By Craig Packard Here at ISJ we like motors. And things that go fast. And noise. And women who smell nice. But I digress. Harley-Davidson has announced they will be offering their Livewire Electric Motorcycle in 2019. This is the company famous for its brawny bikes and the notorious "loud pipes." And while we love... Continue Reading →