Sure, you could go for the typical bro-ey fade and taper. But do you want to look like all the other douche bags?
Here are a few bold styles to take your game up a notch. Possibly a notch too far, but you aren’t one for half measures, are you?
Use caution, and in the likely case of a beat-down, may we suggest wearing a cup?
The Pink Faux-hawk. It says he’s sensitive. And he knows where to get the best roofies.The Turd-Pile. This, along with the tattoos, says that, although he looks dirty and probably smells awful, he does believe in the G-spot. At least in theory.The Bi-Level. Also an indicator of how he rolls.The Boy-Band Dropout. Complete with facial hair “experiment.” They already had an actual bad boy in their lineup. Seriously, he was a meth addict.The Keanu. He will whisk you away to Italy. Unfortunately he is actually Italian.The German Post-modern New Waver. He might have been cool thirty years ago. Unfortunately, that means he’s thirty years behind the times. And German.
International Smoking Jacket 
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