by Craig Packard The term full metal jacket refers to a type of bullet with a soft metal core--usually lead--encased in a shell of harder metal, which allows for high muzzle velocity without causing damage to the barrel. Full Metal Jacket, the 1987 film by Stanley Kubrick, is an undeniable cultural touchstone that has provided men... Continue Reading →
Ask This Asian Chick
Dear Asian Chick, How do I hit on a chick at the gym? They always have their earbuds in and don't hear me when I talk to them. Thanks, Shawn, Who Enjoys Amateur Tantric Yoga Dear SWEATY, This is a common conundrum for men. How can they use the gym as their personal singles joint... Continue Reading →
How to Take a Dick Pic That’ll Demand Her Attention
By Geoffrey P. Baron Hey, it’s tough out there to be a man these days. It used to be, you could slap your secretary/nurse/teacher/pastor’s wife on the ass and everyone knew it was just you saying “Hey, you’d be an acceptable option for a roll in the hay” without needing to waste words. With dating... Continue Reading →
The Omega Speedmaster Moonwatch: Some Accessories Can Make You a Better Man
By Craig Packard This is the watch that went to the moon. How frickin' cool is that? Not only that, it's gone along for every piloted NASA mission since 1965. Now, ordinarily we'd say an accessory is just an accessory. It's something to add a little panache to your already slick style. And certainly a... Continue Reading →
This Asian Chick: The ISJ Holiday Gift Guide for Her
Now that you have your own wish list completed, it's the time of year again when everything you feel for your woman needs to be perfectly and succinctly expressed in a material way. Don't worry! It's not that big of a deal. It's just going to either make or break your relationship and must be... Continue Reading →
ISJ Holiday Gift Guide 2018
The ISJ man always knows what he wants. Unless he doesn't. That's why we've compiled a list of the manliest gifts to put on your Wish List. You didn't even know you needed these until you saw them here. Now you know We'll break it down the basics: meat, fire, drink, and gear. Meat: Shred... Continue Reading →
Jacking Up Your Business With Matt Hyams: Engaging Your Employees
ISJ recruited the most sought-after self-taught business guru who would take our calls to reveal to you the secrets of succeeding in business while really, really trying. We present: Matt Hyams. This week Matt discusses how to keep your employees engaged. Hint: make sure you give them plenty of water.
The Best Hairstyles to Show that You are Not a Typical Bro
Sure, you could go for the typical bro-ey fade and taper. But do you want to look like all the other douche bags? Here are a few bold styles to take your game up a notch. Possibly a notch too far, but you aren't one for half measures, are you? Use caution, and in the... Continue Reading →
10 Signs You May Be Too Close to Your Mom
10. She insists on doing your laundry... and you live in different states. 9. Her first response, on hearing that you're dating someone new, is: "Oh, Christ!" 8. She already knows more about your new girlfriend than you do... before meeting her. 7. Mother won't let anyone dirty get through. 6. She still refers to... Continue Reading →
When to Tell Her Your Last Five Girlfriends Were Also Japanese
By Geoffrey P. Baron You've been dating for about a month now and it's going great. She laughs at your jokes and seems to really respect you and your many opinions. At some point, soon, you're going to need to reveal a little more about your past. Specifically, that your last five girlfriends were also... Continue Reading →